Some Cool One – Liners…

1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen. 2. A friend in need is a pest indeed. 3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. 4.…

Honest Answers at Interview

1. Why did you apply for this job? I have applied for many jobs along with this one and it’s just that you called me first. 2. Why do you…

Some Tongue Twisters

1. If you understand, say “understand” . If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand!…

Oracle’s Real-Life Q & A

Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys? A. ‘Parent keys not found!’ Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one? A. ‘Duplicate value…

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My wife thinks “freedom of the press” means no-iron clothes. Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal…