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Some Tongue Twisters

1. If you understand, say “understand” . If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand!…
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Oracle’s Real-Life Q & A

Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys? A. ‘Parent keys not found!’ Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one? A. ‘Duplicate value…
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Hehehehehehe

My wife thinks “freedom of the press” means no-iron clothes. Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal…
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Lesson for Men

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The…
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WC – Super 16

1. Brazil (last ranking: 1) – Went into cruise control against Portugal but still the best all-round outfit seen so far. 2. Argentina (2) – Blessed with magnificent attacking talents,…