– jahaan pana tussi great ho! tofa kabool karo!!!
– Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya ? atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D tripati ji ..maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare sahpatiyo
– Saari umar hum Mar mar ke jee liye Ek pal to ab humein jeene do Jeene do
– Utamamm dadh dhadhattt padam…….. madhyam padam thuchuk thuchuk…….. khanishtham thudthudiiiy padam…….. sursuria pran khatkam..
– saale gaadi horn ke peeche apna horn chupa raha hai
– Millimeter!!! Virus Ko bahar nikal!
– Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar pe balatkar kiye
– waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke … seeke inse seeke
– Hann sir, main toh apni shaadi main bhi nahi ghusunga…
– Salle ko ek kilo bhindi aur adha kilo panner de dete toh bhi jag jaata. Mujhe kurbaan kar ki kya zaroorat thi.
– yeh hai kilobyte, yeh hai megabyte and aur yeh unki maa gigabyte
– Agar dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai aur woh agar woh first aaye toh aur bhi dukh hota hai
– Hum science ki taraf se hain
– Dosti Insaan ka sabse bada stan hai