Tag: Fun

  • Height of various IT peoples…

    HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:
    Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other.

    HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:
    Receiving no emails for a week.

    HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:
    Two persons fighting through emails.

    HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
    Writing a love mail and doing a ‘Send All.’

    HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:
    The email server being down.

    HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:
    A person sending email to himself

    HEIGHT OF REPETITION:
    Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded back to you By some one in the receiving chain.

    HEIGHT OF BROWSING:
    U r swimming in the water tank and shout ‘F1 F1 F1 ‘ instead of shouting ‘HELP’ when u are unable to swim…

  • Have a nice Day !

    Create a new file in your PC. Name it as “Boss”. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. Empty the RECYCLE BIN. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?” Answer calmly, “Yes,” and press the mouse button firmly.

    You will feel better? Have A Nice Day. 😀

  • 7 Reasons of joining IT

    1) I hated sleep.
    2) I had enjoyed my life enough.
    3) I couldn’t live without tension.
    4) I wanted to pay for my sins.
    5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : Do work, Don’t care about results.
    6) Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong.
    7) I wanted to take revenge on myself .

  • Banta Singh to Bill Gates

    Gates & Banta

  • Confusing Relations! Family Problems !!!

    Two men, one American and one Nepali were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Nepalese

    man said to the American, ‘You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called

    homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once.’ We call this arranged marriage. I don’t

    want to marry a woman whom I don’t love… I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family

    problems.’

    The American said, talking about love marriages… I’ll tell you my story.

    I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. ‘After a couple of years, my father

    fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became

    my father’s father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

    More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle.

    Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father’s son, my brother is my grandson.

    Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family

    problems?