Tag: Woman

  • Women Do Better Than Men ??

    Number of studies in different universities have found women better than men in various skills. Here is a list of 10 skills where women seem to be doing better than men.

    1. Women drive better than men.
    2. Women remember appearances better than men.
    3. Women cooperate better than men.
    4. Women eat better than men.
    5. Women perform better than men in timed tests.
    6. Women perceive their relationships better than men.
    7. Women communicate better than men.
    8. Women learn better than men.
    9. Women invest better than men.
    10. Women cope with stress better than men.

    Of course, there are other studies which indicate men are better than women in various skills. The point I want to make is not that women are better than men in everything, but that men should stop underestimating women after being proven wrong time and again. 😀

  • Oh God!! Men n’ Women

    1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.

    2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

    5. Married men live longer than single men.
    But married men are a lot more willing to die.

    6. Any married man should forget his mistakes.
    There’s no use two people remembering the same thing.

    7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

    8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change & she does.

    9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

  • WOMEN are Complex…

    If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
    If you don’t, you are not a man

    If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
    If you don’t, you are good for nothing

    If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
    If you don’t, you are not understanding

    If you visit her often, she thinks you are boring
    If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing

    If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
    If you don’t, you are a dull boy

    If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
    If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her

    If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
    If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her

    If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
    If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way

    If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
    If she is visited by another woman, “oh it’s natural, we are girls”

    If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
    If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

    If you fail to help her in crossing the street you lack ethics,
    If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction

    If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
    If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

    If you talk, she wants you to listen
    If you listen, she wants you to talk

    In short:
    So simple, yet so complex
    So weak, yet so powerful
    So confusing, yet so desirable
    So damning, yet so wonderful…
    …..WOMEN!!!!!!!!!