1. The Lurker – Never post anything or comments on your post,but reads everything..
2. The Hyena – Doesn’t ever really say anything. just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.
3. Mr/Ms Popular – Has 4367 friends for NO reason.
4. The Gamer – Plays Words With Friends,Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff,etc ALL DAY.
5. The Prophet – Every post makes reference to God.
6. The Thief – Steals status updates..and will probably steals this one.
7. The Cynic – Hates their life,and everything in it,as evidenced by the sombre tone in ALL of their status updates.
8. The Collector – Never posts anything either,but join every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.
9. The Promoter – Always sends event invitations to thing that you ultimately delete or ignore.
10. The Liker – Never actually says anything but always click the ‘like’ button.
11. The Hater – Every post revolves around someone hating them.
12. The Anti-Proofreader – This person would benefit greatly from Spellcheck, and sometimes you feel bad for them because you dont know if they were typing fast,or really cant spell.
13. Drama Queen/King – This person always post stuff like ” I cant believe this!” or ” They gonna make snap today!” in the hopes that you will ask what happened,or whats wrong..but they never finish telling the story.
14.Womp Womp – This person consistently trying to be funny..but never is.
15. The News – Always updates you on what they are doing who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary
16. The Rooster- Feels that is their job to tell Facebook “Good Morning” everyday.
Which is your category? 😉
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