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Marketing Terms
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. “Marry me!”- That’s Direct Marketing…” 2. You’re at a party with…
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Programming Jokes
A software engineer was smoking in office. Girl says, Cant you see the warning? “smoking is injurious to health” the engineer says…….. … We bother only about Errors not Warnings…
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Diplomatic Project Managers
1.”We will do it” means “You will do it” 2.”You have done a great job” means “More work to be given to you” 3.”We are working on it” means “We…
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Questions to you!
1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? 3. If olive oil comes from olives,…
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Car Operating System
Bill's company made software to run a car. Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side. Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes.…
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Don’t post in facebook !!!
10. Details about your “private” life. 9. Anything if you have been hitting the bottle a few too many times. 8. Your complete address and telephone number. If someone wants…