A software engineer was smoking in office.
Girl says, Cant you see the warning? “smoking is injurious to health”
the engineer says…….. …
We bother only about Errors not Warnings !!!
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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting “F1 F1″ and nobody understood it.
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Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
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Error messages under consideration for Windows Vista
• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
• Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
• BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.
• Close your eyes and press escape three times.
• File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
• Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
• Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
• Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
• Windows message: “Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)”
• Windows VirusScan 1.0 – “Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)”
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