- Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
- I can read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whichever end I like best.
- The covers of this book are too far apart.
- If we didn’t have libraries, many people thirsty for knowledge would dehydrate.
- No books are lost by loaning except those you particularly wanted to keep.
- Never lend books, for no one ever returns them. The only books I have in my library are books that other folks have leant me.
- I was reading a book, “ The History of Glue.” I couldn’t put it down.
- I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
- Never judge a book by its movie.
- A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
- If you cannot say what you are going to say in 20 minutes you ought to go away and write a book about it.
- A book may be compared to your neighbor; if it is good, it cannot last too long; if bad, you cannot get rid of it too early.
- No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.
- A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you.
- Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
- I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
- I am not a speed reader. I am a speed understander.
- Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- If you can read this, thank a teacher.
Collected from various sources. Hope you enjoyed… Happy Reading…
