My LOVE !!!

Hi Dear,

I`ve seen your latest fotos searching in the Google. Please add those photos to your facebook too so that I can comment on it. For a long time I`ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now.

My life is an uncompiled program and I don’t want to compile it … so from now onwards I am going to convert myself to Web 2.0 compatible web application. I have strong belief that you will interpret me perfectly. You are not only beautiful by face but all your plugins are attractive as well. Your jQuery smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of servers processing power.

With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I¡¯ll provide you all Classes, objects, properties, functions and all necessary things for a human being to live an error free life.

Also don`t bother about the firewall which our parents may create, as I¡¯ve strong hacking capabilities by which I`ll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree.

I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail. And it’s all but certain that if this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.

Finally I want to say one thing, “You may or may not require my presence to be the perfect person but I will be useless without you. You are the CSS for my HTML and I will make it valid at any cost.”

Kindly interpret this letter and reply accordingly.

Regards,
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iSaroz