REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN
10. I think of you as a brother = (you remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in Deliverance)
9. There’s a little difference in our ages = (You are one Jurassic geezer)
8. I’m not attracted to you in “that” way = (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes on)
7. My life if too complicated right now = (I don’t want you spending the whole night, or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing)
6. I’ve got a boyfriend = (Who’s really my male cat)
5. I don’t date men where I work = (Hey bud, I wouldn’t even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building)
4. It’s not you, it’s me = (It’s not me, it’s you)
3. I’m concentrating on my career = (even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you)
2. I’m celibate = (I’ve sworn off only the men like you)
and the number one rejection live given by women… (and what it really means)
1. Let’s be friends = (I want you to stick around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and sleep with)
REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY MEN
10. I think of you as a sister = (you’re ugly)
9. There’s a slight difference in age = (you’re ugly)
8. I’m not attracted to you in “that” way = (you’re ugly)
7. My life’s too complicated right now = (you’re ugly)
6. I’ve got a girlfriend = (you’re ugly)
5. I don’t date women where I work = (you’re ugly)
4. It’s not you, it’s me = (you’re ugly)
3. I’m concentrating on my career = (you’re ugly)
2. I’m celibate = (you’re ugly)
and the number one rejection line given by men (and what it really means)
1. Let’s be friends = (you’re ugly)
