– Your last name stays put.
– The garage is all yours.
– Chocolate is just another snack.
– You can be President.
– You can never be pregnant.
– You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park or you can wear NO shirt to a water park.
– Car mechanics tell you the truth.
– Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
– A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
– You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
– If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
– Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
– You almost never have strap problems in public.
– You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
– Everything on your face stays its original color.
– The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
– You only have to shave your face and neck.
– You can play with toys all your life.
– One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
– You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
– You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
– You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
… so that men are happier ! 🙂