…mens are happier

– Your last name stays put.

– The garage is all yours.

– Chocolate is just another snack.

– You can be President.

– You can never be pregnant.

– You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park or you can wear NO shirt to a water park.

– Car mechanics tell you the truth.

– Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

– A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

– You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

– If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

– Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

– You almost never have strap problems in public.

– You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

– Everything on your face stays its original color.

– The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

– You only have to shave your face and neck.

– You can play with toys all your life.

– One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.

– You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

– You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.

– You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

… so that men are happier ! 🙂