As we are celebrating the tourism year some travel agents started the information services 24/7 from their sites. Here are some questions from foreigners and their replies.
Q: Does it ever get windy in Nepal? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
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Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.
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Q: I want to walk from Katmandu to Pokhara – can I follow the highway tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it’s only three hundred KMs, take lots of water.
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Q: Which direction is North in Nepal ? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions.
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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Nepal ? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
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Q: Can I wear high heels in Nepal ? (UK)
A: You’re a British politician, right?
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Q: Are there supermarkets in Pokhara, and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
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Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Nepal who can dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Nepali snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
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Q: Do you have perfume in Nepal? ( France )
A: No, WE don’t stink.
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Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it? ( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
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Q: Do you celebrate Christmas? (France)
A: Only on December 25.
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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you’ll have to learn it first.
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Q: I am Buddhist, Can I see Swayambhu Stupa anytime? (Sri Lanka)
A: As long as you are not blind, you can see it anytime.
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Q: Do you have Toilet paper? (USA)
A: No, we have lots of newspaper published.
* JUST FUN *
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